If you have ever pondered what those Government warning signs truly mean, ponder no longer! This site will answer any question you may have on that...and more!
"Top 40 music can make you depressed. Resist the urge to blow yourself and get out of the house."
"If you're dying, please do your fellow citizens a favor and do not soil the tidy white Red Cross tents. Die outside like a good American."
"If a biological incident happens to the north of your location, ignore the short routes to the south and west--terrorists are waiting there. Escape using the east route and drive until you reach Charleston." ~ With this one... you all would have to come visit me.
"Radiation has severe effects on 8-track players. If your Styx tape is not playing correctly, listen closely, the radiation may be causing it to eat your copy of Pieces of Eight."
"If you see a terrorist arrow, pin it against a wall with your shoulder."
"Do not shut the door on a fire. That just makes it angry."
"There may be biological agents in that huge Aquanet can behind you. Don't run--it can smell your fear."
"In the game of radiation, avoid the bulls eye completely, try to stay out of the trip ring, and limit your visits inside the double ring as much as possible."
"When approaching an open window, shield your face with your mutated hand. There's no sense in having to amputate both hands."
Those were a few of my favorites...This is a site that needs to be shared with everyone. =op
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"Top 40 music can make you depressed. Resist the urge to blow yourself and get out of the house."
"If you're dying, please do your fellow citizens a favor and do not soil the tidy white Red Cross tents. Die outside like a good American."
"If a biological incident happens to the north of your location, ignore the short routes to the south and west--terrorists are waiting there. Escape using the east route and drive until you reach Charleston." ~ With this one... you all would have to come visit me.
"Radiation has severe effects on 8-track players. If your Styx tape is not playing correctly, listen closely, the radiation may be causing it to eat your copy of Pieces of Eight."
"If you see a terrorist arrow, pin it against a wall with your shoulder."
"Do not shut the door on a fire. That just makes it angry."
"There may be biological agents in that huge Aquanet can behind you. Don't run--it can smell your fear."
"In the game of radiation, avoid the bulls eye completely, try to stay out of the trip ring, and limit your visits inside the double ring as much as possible."
"When approaching an open window, shield your face with your mutated hand. There's no sense in having to amputate both hands."
Those were a few of my favorites...This is a site that needs to be shared with everyone. =op
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